The Jingle Bells Head Wreck
The Situation
You’ve only been on vacation for 48 hours, and suddenly begin to experience strong feelings against each and every holiday song
that plays over the radio, in the car, at the supermarket, or at your child’s holiday talent show.
Symptoms may include:
- Waves of nausea
- Consistent eye-rolling
- Leg twitches
- Urge to kick something
How to Survive
1
Pour yourself a shot of a strong alcohol of your choice (unless you’re driving, of course).
2
Enjoy a break from Frosty the Snowman with 31 minutes of holiday music that won’t make you want to tear down all decorations in sight and set them on fire.
