The Wine Label Switcheroo
Surprise! Your in-laws are coming over at the last minute to ‘catch up’ over drinks. You glance around your kitchen in panic and realize you have no quality booze to serve! You have a few bottles of cheap wine, but that’s not going to fly with them. They have high standards (for the wine and for you).
How to Survive
See below for your very own expensive wine label! Simply print out the wine label featuring one of the most famous wineries in France, and carefully tape around your cheap $15 bottle of slop. No one will know the difference!
Wine talking points:
You don’t have to be a sommelier, because we’ve done it for you. Study the notes below so you sound like you know what the hell you’re talking about.
|Wine:||Château Cheval Blanc 1961|
|Owner:||Château Cheval Blanc|
|AOC:Controlled Destination Of Origin||Saint Emilion|
|Grape Variety:||Bordeaux Blend Red|
Fun stuff to say:
Slaying the conversation
Being the wisest bada$$ alive
Being ultra fierce