Getting in those Holiday Zzz's
Holiday naps are important, but sometimes there are just too many people in your house. Between screaming children, loud holiday music, and chaos in the kitchen, how are you supposed to squeeze in some shuteye?
How to Survive
Turn off cell phone to initiate stealth mode.
Find the comfiest blanket possible. (There’s always one in a closet somewhere).
Find empty room. If no room empty, look for quiet space under table/in den/in someone’s office/in the garage.
If there are windows in the room, make sure they are closed tightly with the curtains drawn.
Cover self with blanket and lie on pillow (if no pillow available, substitute thick sweater/towel/scarf/etc.).
Attempt to clear mind and find your Zen.
If Zen eluding you, consider employing tried and true methods of sheep counting and drinking warm milk.